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EVA GARCIA: Welcome back to Kenlycast, the only podcast that's still casting.

I know we've talked about some of the weird shit on campus like the obelisk. I mean, could there be like a more phallic symbol just hanging out in the quad? We get it. You're a men's organization. You need the penis beacon to light your way. It's just super weird. But, like not as weird as the fact that there is like a church with a crypt on campus. Like, um... why is there a crypt? Who is buried in the crypt? Is a crypt a crypt without bodies? Like if the crypt doesn't have bodies is it just a basement? And, like if we get high as fuck and try to hold a séance in the church basement is that like super weak sauce compared to holding one in a crypt?

But it's weird, right? And, like I've gone to the library and tried to research this shit but like a bunch of the Golden Architect shit that is just like imbedded in the floor and walls, the college doesn't really want you to know about it.

Oh, and like the statue that is in front of the library. That like weird silver lady, you know why that's there, right? Some chick in the seventies got tired of staring at the big dick in the quad so she was like, "we need a naked chick to counter-balance that shit". That's some white feminist nonsense. Like, not to body shame or whatever, but just throwing a naked silver lady, that blinds the fuck out of you on sunny days in front of the library, does not offset the huge marble dong that you can see from space. And I swear to god, sometimes if the angle is right, that obelisk is like right between her tits and she is grabbing it and like, the mirror reflection titty-fucking thing is like so not what the artist intended. I probably shouldn't smoke and then record this podcast. Good thing this shit's not live.

Appearances

 * Tom Clancy's The Division 2