Talk:Strategic Homeland Division/@comment-68.188.149.19-20180624213419/@comment-11084328-20190603085510

I know it's a joke (and I admit it gets me to crack a smile), but I think it'd go more along the lines of:

The higher-ups betrayed me and my comrades because they didn't let us be good, so I'm gonna steal a DNA printer and the materials to create a new virus so I can be really, really bad!

Keener logic.