Reggie

RIKER 1:  Did you hear about Reggie?

RIKER 2:  What about him?

RIKER 1:  He got arrested, again! He's back in Rikers for the third time!

RIKER 2:  You're kidding. What did he do?

RIKER 1:  So that's the best part. He was out on parole, right, and for some stupid reason decides to pick up work not two days after getting out. Picks up a gun and a package and moves to deliver in a restaurant downtown.

RIKER 2:  Alright.

RIKER 1:  But he's had too much orange juice, or something, so he desperately has to take a piss. So he walks into the restroom, and what does he see?

RIKER 2:  What?

RIKER 1:  Three police officers standing and turning right as he enters the room.

RIKER 2:  Ha. did he walk back out?

RIKER 1:  Ha! No, not Reggie! He steps right in, up the urinal and zips up. Cops still watching. Then without missing a beat, the gun and the package fall out, right into the urinal.

RIKER 2:  Hahaha. And the cops see everything?

RIKER 1:  The cops see everything! And Reggie's cuffed faster than he can finish!

RIKER 2:  Wow. Classic Reggie. Wow.

Appearances

 * Tom Clancy's The Division