Snitch Cards: Spades

2 of Spades
Dewey

To join the Hyenas, Dewey was ordered to kill his uncle and steal his collection of antique weapons. You don't hear too many cases of avunculicide, but like Caligula and Hamlet, it doesn't tend to work out for the avunculicider.

3 of Spades
Crab

Crab infected half of the Hyenas with scabies after she checked into a squat house. Guess this is why you should always bring a towel.

4 of Spades
Sharps

Sharps used to be the lead soprano in her high school choir. She wanted to be a professional singer, but got cut in the first round of a reality singing competition cause she kept going "sharp". She tends to lose her shit if you bring it up.

5 of Spades
Fever

Fever is one of those asymptomatic carriers. She's got the virus, and can infect you, but it doesn't mess her up. She gives you fever.

6 of Spades
Bootleg

Bootleg was selling fake med kits. Mostly loaded with spice. A lot of kids got hooked on her supply or died from the virus cause they thought they were getting better when really they were getting high.

7 of Spades
Mullet

At the start of the lockdown, Mullet has a mullet. The Hyenas shaved that shit off. Told him her couldn't roll with them with a shit haircut like that. Anyone who told him he looked better without the mullet, he killed. If you want to get on his good side, don't call him "mullet", he prefers the Quebecios pronunciations, "mul-eh".

8 of Spades
Snowman

Before he became a spice dealer, he was a coke dealer on the Hill. All the congressional interns used to call the "Snowman" when they had to read a bill so it could become a law.

9 of Spades
Pusher

Pusher rose to her position in the Hyenas by leading men and women to the roofs of buildings, promising "an exciting time" then pushing them to their deaths. You'd think after the first five splatter victims and a nickname like "Pusher" people would have caught on, but Hyenas don't recruit the best and brightest. She's very literal.

10 of Spades
Sawbuck

Sawbuck once sawed a buck in half after she shot it in the face, and then the Hyenas feasted on her kill for dinner. She's a great shot, but a shitty hunter.

Jack of Spades
Jackknife

His name is Jack. He once killed someone with a knife, during a dispute after a car accident. His name is "Jackknife". He's not very original.

Queen of Spades
Calamity

Calamity requested this nickname as she has always been a fan of Doris Day and wished that she could be named after one of her heroes. She's also quite capable and not prone to calamities.

King of Spades
Cowboy

We heard tell he once made it with a cow.

Ace of Spades
Spike

Wherever Spike goes, there is an increase in fatalities. He's basically a one man genocide machine. Also, he's a huge fan of vampire fiction. Sometimes, a bad British accent slips out.