Yellow Alert

SANDRA BENSON: How you holding up?

PATRICIA THOMPSON: Fine. We're always stretched pretty thin before the new fiscal year, I just hope we don't lose that grant money.

SANDRA BENSON: You'll get it. I don't know about you, but the health center is basically at capacity. The strain this year is really bad.

PATRICIA THOMPSON: We've definitely had an influx in flu cases, but the presentation seems off, CERAs got us on a yellow alert.

SANDRA BENSON: That's normal. At this point I'm just handing out hand sanitizers and condoms hoping they'll be responsible and I don't run out of antibiotics.

PATRICIA THOMPSON: Same.

SANDRA BENSON: Last thing I need is another chlamydia outbreak. These kids need to blow off some steam, but the Derby Ball always ends up with at least one kid in here with bronchitis or broken leg cause they were trying to impress some girl. I don't know if I have it in me to deal with that shit this year.

PATRICIA THOMPSON: Could be worse. You could be handing out methadone cause the clinic down the street lost it's funding.

SANDRA BENSON: Yeah, never have to worry about the funding in academia, just getting deliveries to the boonies.

PATRICIA THOMPSON: You've got a metro stop.

SANDRA BENSON: The only drugs they deliver on the metro, I'm not allowed to prescribe.

Appearances

 * Tom Clancy's The Division 2