Snitch Cards: Clubs

2 of Clubs
The Accursed

They call this dude "The Accursed". I guess they curse you, or are cursed by you, when he kills you. Their whole thing is fucking weird. This dude is like too religious. And thinks this whole thing is a Satanic conspiracy theory.

3 of Clubs
The Determined

"The Determined" is determined. A type-A douchebag. His first order of business was going back to his college and infecting everyone who scored higher on finals than him. He really wants to be the one on top and doesn't give a shit how he gets there.

4 of Clubs
The Hunter

Ooh. "The Hunter" you're so scary. But for real. He's a fucking good shot. I wouldn't really, fuck with this sniper without a bulletproof helmet.

5 of Clubs
The Valiant

This motherfucker. Calls himself, "The Valiant". You ever meet those dudes who like pretend to be feminists, and then they turn out to be serial rapists, when they run for congress? Yeah, that's this motherfucker.

6 of Clubs
The Fury

So, in mythology furies are goddesses of vengeance. "The Fury" thinks of herself as the cleansing spirit of the Outcasts. The physical embodiment of the ghosts of the murdered. Yeah, she's fucking nuts.

7 of Clubs
The Peacemaker

"The Peacemaker" thinks that world peace can be obtained if we could eliminate the illuminati. She thinks that the key to destroying the illuminati once and for all lies beneath the keystone of the Capitol Building. She ran out of her haloperidol and things are not looking great for her.

8 of Clubs
The Reckless

This guy got his name at the beginning of the lockdown when he was certain that this was all a social experiment. That with rising death toll and stagnant birth rates it was their job to procreate as much as possible. So, "The Reckless" made it his personal mission to impregnate as many people as possible. So far, none of his seeds of sprouted.

9 of Clubs
The Scar

This dude is not into lions. He's definitely not a furry. And "The Scar" never tried to cosplay at a major theme park only to be turned away and then decided to do sniper training to exact revenge against those who would stop him from living the truth. Yeah, that's totally not this guy's deal.

10 of Clubs
The Fearless

Growing up in DC, you are exposed to a lot of shit. Especially, if you're a young black man in the twenty-first century. "The Fearless" doesn't think DC has changed much since the lockdown. Fewer rich white people, but other than that, to him, it's pretty mush the same.

Jack of Clubs
The Brutal

FUCK THIS GUY, IN HIS FUCKING FACE. "The Brutal" injected fucking puppies with Green Poison and then released the puppies near an elementary school. FUCK THIS GUY, IN HIS FUCKING FACE.

Queen of Clubs
The Wicked

So, there's like this really old movie, where a witch rides on a broomstick and shoots fire and shit. Yeah, "The Wicked" is like obsessed with that movie. And is pissed that she ran out of green face paint. She did not however run out of fire.

King of Clubs
The Cardinal

Before the lockdown, "The Cardinal" was a well respected member of the local clergy. He thought this was a test of god's will. So, he infected the sacramental wine with Green Poison and dosed his congregation. Those who survived, followed him and joined the Outcasts.

Ace of Clubs
The Cursed

"The Cursed" believes he is cursed. A devout Catholic, he thinks the Green Poison was brought from the other side, through a gateway when he used a spirit board to commune with the dead on a reality TV show, a week before the outbreak. He thinks he alone can close the gateway and save humanity. Yeah, he's three cards short of a full deck.