Christmas Menu

WOMAN: Out of ham? How can they be out of ham for Christmas?

MAN: No ham, no turkey. No meat, at least unspoiled. The woman said they haven't had a delivery in two weeks.

WOMAN: We could do a nut roast, I guess.

MAN: Well, that doesn't sound very Christmas-y.

WOMAN: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire! Or at least an oven broiler. What's more Christmas-y than that?

MAN: Hey, what about hot dogs? We have some of those. We could cut 'em up into chunks, wrap 'em in biscuit dough from a tube and call 'em pigs-in-a-blanket.

WOMAN: "Hot dog chunks"? For Christmas dinner?

MAN: Just like Santa intended. C'mon, we can sell this. You know the kids'll love it.

WOMAN: Okay. Hot dog chunks it is. I'm dreaming of a chunky Christmas...

Appearances

 * Tom Clancy's The Division