Rioter 1: Hey check this shit out. Held up a guy in this penthouse uptown, right? Made him open up his safe and this was inside!
Rioter 2: Wait, is that money?
Rioter 1: Yeah son, like fifty grand! I ain’t seen this much money in my entire life!
Rioter 2: And where you gonna spend that? You gonna go shopping?
Rioter 1: Well, maybe it’s like an investment. For the future.
Rioter 2: Oh yeah, your portfolio’s gonna be fine.