MAN 1: Uh, hey man. Think you could come here real quick?

MAN 2: I got shit to do. What d'you need?

MAN 1: Hey, so this guy was in my bedroom, going though my stuff, right? Hit him in the back of the head, and now I got him tied up in my bathtub.

MAN 2: Shit, for real?

MAN 1: I don't know what to do, man! He's seen my face! He knows where I live!

MAN 2: Alright, I'll come over.

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