A pre-outbreak conversation between two women over a club


WOMAN 1: You HAVE to come.

WOMAN 2: What's so great about this place?

WOMAN 1: Oh my god, it's incredible, the whole club is like a hospital. And you sit in wheelchairs and you drink out of IV tubes. And if you want snacks, they bring them to you... in bedpans.

WOMAN 2: With everyone getting that flu? That is, like, in the worst taste ever.

WOMAN 1: Jesus. You are seriously NO FUN since you hooked up with Max.

WOMAN 2: At least I'm not each out of bedpans, bitch. Mwah.

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