MAN 1: Dude. They're here right now. CERA are setting up an "aid station" right on the corner. I told you, man, didn't I tell you? They're behind the virus, they're behind the National Guard coming in... soon they'll be trying to "vaccinate" us. It's all about control, man. The One World Government, they tried it after 9-11 with the flu vaccine and that didn't work, so they've engineered another false flag attack on the heart of the free world.

MAN 2: 9-11? You were eight years old! Will you ever shut up about this conspiracy shit?

MAN 1: Hello? Hello?

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