RIKER 1: Check this out man! We need us a real battle royale, with knives and maces and shit. Like gladiators.
RIKER 2: Yeah, I love to watch them rip each other to pieces. How about cops versus judges?
RIKER 1: Haha... Tell them we'll let the winner go. Whoever kills the most pigs, is the pig that gets to go free.
RIKER 2: Cops versus prison guards, maybe?
RIKER 1: Then, when he's done killing his friends, we can just lock him up again. Save him for another round. Keep him the full season, y'know what I mean? Like a fighting dog.
RIKER 2: Cops versus parole officers!
RIKER 1: Now you're talking!