GIRL: Mom! Jake said he's gonna eat Raymond! He says there's no more food in the stores...
MOTHER: That's crazy talk.
GIRL: And they eat guinea pigs in Mexico ALL the time!
MOTHER: Honey, calm down. No one's eating Raymond. Now put Jake on the phone.
MOTHER: Jake, be nice to your sister.
JAKE: I said she could have half!
MOTHER: I mean it.
JAKE: Fine. But don't blame me if she staves.