GIRL: Mom! Jake said he's gonna eat Raymond! He says there's no more food in the stores...

MOTHER: That's crazy talk.

GIRL: And they eat guinea pigs in Mexico ALL the time!

MOTHER: Honey, calm down. No one's eating Raymond. Now put Jake on the phone.

JAKE: Hello?

MOTHER: Jake, be nice to your sister.

JAKE: I said she could have half!

MOTHER: I mean it.

JAKE: Fine. But don't blame me if she staves.

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