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| Methods "Discussion about how to rob civilians" Camp Hudson (700, 819) |
RIOTER 1: Alright, the guns check out. Let’s do this. RIOTER 1: Yeah, but what if they have kids? RIOTER 1: Just hold the gun like you mean it. They’ll back down. Especially if they got kids. RIOTER 1: Yeah, but what if they won’t? RIOTER 1: Then it’s on them. They don’t have to die unless they decide they want to. It’s their choice. RIOTER 1: This is some bullshit. RIOTER 1: Yeah, but I'm not gonna let some rich assholes get a pass just because they got a family. Everyone's got a family, and mine's starving. Now man up and let's do this! | |
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| Bad Loot "Rioter revealing his new findings" Chelsea (568, 1397) |
RIOTER 1: Hey check this shit out. Held up a guy in this penthouse uptown, right? Made him open up his safe and this was inside! RIOTER 1: Wait, is that money? RIOTER 1: Yeah son, like fifty grand! I ain’t seen this much money in my entire life! RIOTER 1: And where you gonna spend that, huh? You gonna go shopping? RIOTER 1: Well, maybe it’s, like, an... investment. For the - for the future. RIOTER 1: Oh yeah, your portfolio’s gonna be fine. | |
| Rule Number One "Rioter getting a last warning" Pennsylvania Plaza (807, 1468) |
RIOTER 1: Regroup was twenty minutes ago. What took you so long? RIOTER 1: Sorry, man. I ran into some trouble and had to take a detour. RIOTER 1: So what’d you bring back? RIOTER 1: I... I got nothing. There were too many. Had to drop it and run. RIOTER 1: Nothing? You think this is some kinda welfare gig? You think we put our asses on the line so you can get protection and a free meal? RIOTER 1: No... no... I'm sorry. RIOTER 1: Get your shit together, or you're gonna find out what it's like yo be on the outside looking in. Got no room for dead weight. That's your last warning. | |
| Plans "Two rioters discuss plans for the future" Pennsylvania Plaza (943, 1435) |
RIOTER 1: So what are you gonna do? When this is all over, I mean. RIOTER 1: Oh, I'm gonna get me a sweet ride and just roll west. And when I get to Cali, I'm gonna find me a nice piece of ass and show him how we do it, East Coast Style. RIOTER 1: Oh, man. You could totally do that. Or that chick from the movie, the one with cars. RIOTER 1: Oh yeah. He'd appreciate a fine car and the fine lady driving it. I'd just roll up, like, yo, baby. I'll take you places. RIOTER 1: Man, that’s sweet... Me, I just want steak. RIOTER 1: That’s all you got? All the dreams in the world and all you got is steak? RIOTER 1: ...I like steak. | |
| Kids These Days "Rioter shares story about getting jumped" Tenderloin (0501, 1580) |
RIOTER 1: The hell happened out there? RIOTER 1: The whole city's gone nuts! Thought I had this group of kids locked down. Pulled up behind them and put the gun right in their faces. But instead of handing everything over, they fr- frickin' drew on me! I almost got away, but then this other kid jumps down from a fire escape and hits me in the face with a bat! RIOTER 1: Yeah, I think you lost some teeth. RIOTER 1: Unbelievable! How're we supposed to make it when even kids go around with guns and baseball bats? What kind of sick, world are we living in? | |
| Taking Madison "Rioter tells friend they have to move on Madison" Tenderloin (0416, 1802) |
RIOTER 1: Hey, pack your stuff! We're going to the Garden. RIOTER 1: What? I thought that place was locked down? RIOTER 1: Not anymore. The JTF's pulling out. Everybody's getting together and we're gonna take the place over. So pack your shit, man. You don't want to get left behind! RIOTER 1: Aw, holy shit, is this for real? RIOTER 1: Oh hell, yeah. And you better sack up this time. I can't cover for you if you won't pull the trigger. Pff, not again. RIOTER 1: Alright. RIOTER 1: And that goes for anyone who gives you trouble - cops, JTF, civilians - anyone. They get in the way, they gone. | |
| There Be Dragons "Rioter warns friend about dangerous areas" Garment District (1178, 1672) |
RIOTER 1: What about over by the UN? Gotta be a lot of rich people there, diplomats and foreigners. Gonna be easy pickings. RIOTER 1: Man, are you crazy? That place’s like the killing fields. RIOTER 1: What do you mean? RIOTER 1: Have you seen those guys over there? Bunch of badass special forces types, with some serious hardware too. Top of the line, not that weak-ass JTF shit. RIOTER 1: Huh. RIOTER 1: And don't think they're gonna give you a trial or nothing either. They'll drop you as soon as they look at you. So no way, man. Anywhere but there. | |
| Rule Number Two "Rioter tells friend to handle himself" Garment District (1255, 1381) |
RIOTER 1: Now, sometimes the wanna hold onto their shit at any costs. Might even try to kill you to protect it. RIOTER 1: Yeah, I've seen that. RIOTER 1: In that case, measure up the biggest guy they got and shoot them in the head. Just drop that guy and the others will listen. Remember: he'd do the same to you if he could. Point blank, right in the head. RIOTER 1: Got it. RIOTER 1: With kids, it's even easier. Just aim at the kid, and they'll back down. No need to waste the ammo. If they got a dog, you can either threaten the dog or take it out. And if you've got the guts to do it, you can even bring it back here and roast it. RIOTER 1: Wait, you mean eat the dog? RIOTER 1: Hey, it actually tastes alright, if it's lean. | |
| Breaking Quarantine "Rioter tells friend he plans to leave Manhattan" Hudson Yards (1431, 0335) |
RIOTER 1: So, are you coming or what? RIOTER 1: Jersey? Come on. And how the hell are you gonna breath through quarantine? RIOTER 1: We've got guns, food... those JTF guys are human too. They can be bribed or killed, just like everyone else. RIOTER 1: And for what? You think Jersey's doing any better? RIOTER 1: I stole a radio from a JTF guy and I heard they were saying about it. They got stuff under control there. Martial law's still working, and the quarantines still hold. That's our best chance. In here we'll last, what, a- a couple more days, tops? We gotta move while we still can. Now pack your shit and get moving. | |
| Safe Passage "Rioter telling someone how to leave Manhattan" Hudson Yards (1174, 0892) |
RIOTER: Alright, here's the deal. I've got an emergency raft stashed up at a pier on the west side. Now, the JTF is still running a blockade on the Hudson, but if we do it at night, we can slip past them. Even with me knowing their patrol by heart, though, it ain't gonna be easy. So I'm not giving these spot away. You want to ride, you've got to pay. And remember, no cash, gold or useless bullshit like that. It's got have significant value. But I'm sure you'll figure something out - if you want this bad enough. | |