Rioter 1: The hell happened out there?

Rioter 2: The whole city's gone nuts! Thought I had this group of kids locked down. Pulled up behind them and put the gun right in their faces. But instead of handing everything over, they fr- frickin' drew on me! I almost got away, but then this other kid jumps down from a fire escape and hits me in the face with a bat!

Rioter 1: Yeah, I think you lost some teeth.

Rioter 2: Unbelievable! How're we supposed to make it when even kids go around with guns and baseball bats? What kind of sick, world are we living in?

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