WOMAN: Hey, it's me, don't be dead yet. I've been working on a couple of "Green Poison" bits for the open mic night. I wanna run 'em by you... So I say "I was brought up Catholic. I'm really bad at it, but you don't change teams in the middle of the game, y'know? But now it's like, things are starting to get a little scary, right? And I'm thinkin' maybe I gotta give this God guy a chance. Not committing to anything, just... you know, like when your mom pesters you for the twelfth time about setting you up with the hot dematologist who just moved into her building. I mean, how bad can it be, right?" I dunno. Is that funny? Call me when you get this. Don't be dead yet.