ANSWERING MACHINE: Yo, this is Chris. Leave a message.

MAN: Hey, asshole! Where the hell are you? You were supposed to pick me up at the airport three hours ago. Thanks for that! Had to fight my way through a freaking mob to get on some shitty bus. What's up with that? You don't do cabs anymore? Anyway, I should be at your place in half an hour. You'd better be awake by then. Alright, later.

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