JOEL: Hey bro, it's me. Sorry I couldn't pick up; I was hanging out with that girl I told you about. Vanessa. And yes, when I say hanging out I mean exactly what you think. That's all you get; a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell. Anyway, thought I'd check in, see how my nephews are doing. Mom keeps leaving voice messages asking when I'm coming home for the weekend. Can you please explain to her that busy college students have to spend weekends studying? She might actually buy it, coming from you. Gotta run to class. Call me back. Later.